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naww i will just let them idle and drink a nice cold beer while being warmed by my space heater and fan combo.lol. and yes the cars will be idling for an hour i want to compare exhaust notes from a v6 to a v8 and if my girlfriend comes over she has a nice new civic so maybe we can play hot cross buns with the cars. i might as well also play with the lawn mower and chainsaw as well. with every light on and door and window open and the heat cranked to the max.sounds about right. and every single peice of electronic equipment and device i owne will either be charging or on at max power consumption also i am going to trounce through the garage and hopefully i can find my space heater out side i will sit on my lawn with a fan behind the space heater all plugged into my extenal plug's while i sip a nice cold beer. the fridge will be on while i hopefully can get it defrosted. the hot water will be left running on my tub. i will have every power tool i have charging ,andything that uses gas will be running.

GOOGLE GEORGE CARLIN YOUTUBE GLOBAL WARMING FREE

Excerpted with permission by Free Press, a Division of Simon & Schuster, Inc.You guy's are lame. Staying conceived literally required a miracle.Д®xcerpted from Last Words by George Carlin with Tony Hendra. This marriage had gone south long before. So while I sprang from something good and positive, by the time I showed up I was a distinct inconvenience. According to those who knew them they were one of the great pairings of all time. The two of them were crazy about one another. Their reconciliations were sudden because my father had a terrific line of bullshit. My mother's theory was that while my father had been very free with his hands where his first family and Patrick were concerned, he didn't abuse her, because she had four brothers and her dad was a policeman.

(My older brother, Patrick, can't say the same.) His first marriage ended disastrously when his first wife died of a heart attack not long after one of his beatings. My mother told me that my father hit her only once. The separations were long because my father had trouble metabolizing alcohol. In fact the preceding six years of my parents' marriage had consisted entirely of long separations, punctuated by sudden brief reconciliations and occasional sex-fests.

The odds against my future existence were even longer: this particular weekend was a single isolated sex-fest during a marital separation that had lasted more than a year. By the time my father's eager, whiskey-fueled sperm forced its way into my mother's egg-of-the-month club, she was forty and he was forty-eight - certainly old enough to be carrying rubbers. Not that my conception was the tale of two young lovers, carried away by passion and strong wine. But we must admit that Irish foreplay consists of little more than 'You awake?' Or the more caring, sensitive 'Brace yourself, Agnes!' Popular ethnic slurs to the contrary, the Irish do enjoy sex - at least the last ten seconds or so. Meanwhile at Curley's Hotel on Beach 116th Street, Mary and Patrick Carlin starred in yet another doomed Catholic remake of Rhythm in the Sack.ДЇor several generations Rockaway Beach had been a favorite weekend retreat for New York's alcohol-crazed Irish youth in search of sex and sun. High humidity and temperatures in the 90s send millions to the beaches.'ДЄt the Paramount Theater in Times Square, Bing Crosby and Frances Farmer starred in Rhythm on the Range. A headline in that Saturday's New York Post said 'Hot, sticky, rainy weekend begins. I was conceived in a damp, sand-flecked room of Curley's Hotel in Rockaway Beach, New York.

Google george carlin youtube global warming